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Belforting 

A technique coined by real The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort. Belforting is performed by taking 2 substances with opposite effects in order to get one of the effects but still being able to seem sober. Eg doing 2 lines and then smoking a zoot
P1: Bro this bean is hitting me hard, I’m gonna try and belfort with a few shots

P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically

P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
Belforting by Nolesy January 11, 2021
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Beforning 

Before the morning.
We stayed up mad late last night to watch the sun rise in the beforning. It was dope asf lmao.
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beflarting 

To place the buttocks together in a backed up position and then farting at the same time. yes, that is what i said.
"Beflarting is so much fun." I love beflarting on a hot day." "Oddly, there is a hint of roses in the air with the act of beflarting."
beflarting by someyumbum August 31, 2013

blorting 

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .
What are you blorting for ?
blorting by Jesstet June 27, 2016

Beforing 

The act of doing something, that has been done in the past, in the present.
I finished writing the essay, beforing to get my coffee, like I do every evening.
Beforing by BecauseIcare August 8, 2009

Bellporting 

That of porting a bell (verb)

Going to a posh house in the town of bellport (verb)
I can’t belive your skipping because your bellporting

Darn you Jack

beforbing 

The process of lying about doing a action beforehand
Guy 1: “He was beforbing about doing the science quiz

Guy 2: “Woah, He was?”
beforbing by Txxic.gxmer July 29, 2023