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Bellporting 

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.
“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”

Beatporting 

A verb referring to an online electronic music distribution site, Beatport.Com, a site commonly used by DJs on all levels of the talent scale. The term 'beatporting' has been adopted by both ends of this talent spectrum in order to reference looking for and purchasing quality tracks on the site. Beatporting can allude to the past term 'digging for records'.
Before my gig, I did some last minute beatporting and killed it!
Beatporting by Jon_Be_Good July 14, 2011

Belforting 

A technique coined by real The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort. Belforting is performed by taking 2 substances with opposite effects in order to get one of the effects but still being able to seem sober. Eg doing 2 lines and then smoking a zoot
P1: Bro this bean is hitting me hard, I’m gonna try and belfort with a few shots

P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically

P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
Belforting by Nolesy January 11, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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