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Bellporting 

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.
“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”
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Beatporting 

A verb referring to an online electronic music distribution site, Beatport.Com, a site commonly used by DJs on all levels of the talent scale. The term 'beatporting' has been adopted by both ends of this talent spectrum in order to reference looking for and purchasing quality tracks on the site. Beatporting can allude to the past term 'digging for records'.
Before my gig, I did some last minute beatporting and killed it!
Beatporting by Jon_Be_Good July 14, 2011

Belforting 

A technique coined by real The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort. Belforting is performed by taking 2 substances with opposite effects in order to get one of the effects but still being able to seem sober. Eg doing 2 lines and then smoking a zoot
P1: Bro this bean is hitting me hard, I’m gonna try and belfort with a few shots

P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically

P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
Belforting by Nolesy January 11, 2021