Bellporting
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Bellporting
The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.
“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”
Bellporting by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024
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Beatporting
A verb referring to an online electronic music distribution site, Beatport.Com, a site commonly used by DJs on all levels of the talent scale. The term 'beatporting' has been adopted by both ends of this talent spectrum in order to reference looking for and purchasing quality tracks on the site. Beatporting can allude to the past term 'digging for records'.
Beatporting by Jon_Be_Good July 14, 2011
Belforting
A technique coined by real The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort. Belforting is performed by taking 2 substances with opposite effects in order to get one of the effects but still being able to seem sober. Eg doing 2 lines and then smoking a zoot
P1: Bro this bean is hitting me hard, I’m gonna try and belfort with a few shots
P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically
P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically
P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
Belforting by Nolesy January 11, 2021
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026