Belfa

A stupid insect-lover.

"Hi, I'm Belfa!"
"You, damn insect-lover!"

by sudowoodo-woodo-woodo October 15, 2013

John Balfanz

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.

Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019

John Balfanz

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.

John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020

John Balfanz

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

beefandbutt

Always used with a hashtag (#). Describes a girl who acts like a guy and looks like a guy--to an extent--but denies being gay; can also apply to anyone basic.

That girl looks like a guy; how is she not gay?
She's #beefandbutt.

Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt

by trendme October 13, 2013

Befaggotted

Something or someone completely ruined with faggotry.

Billy: So, I visit this new social media website claiming to be all about free speech, and the next thing you know, I am reported for saying Trump Americans are better than others. What's wrong with them!?! Are they too weak to hear the truth!?! And, here's the kicker! I ask the admins why I was reported, and they respond; it's because I said something that hurt someone's feelings. What's wrong with them!?! Just deny the report and say it's because "We defend free speech!" It's that simple!
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.

Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").

by OffBeatDrummer November 14, 2020

bela lugosi

Bela Lugosi was the god of horror films between the years of 1900 and 1956.. Bela Lugosi IS Count Dracula.

No one actor ever exuded a greater aura of mystery than Bela Lugosi.

by Lugosi corpse July 20, 2004