The burst of energy you get when you down a Mountain Dew quickly to get that sweet hit of caffeine you need to stay awake. Short for Mountain Dew Zoomies.
by sociologistjosh January 17, 2023
Me: My girlfriend wants me to take her to the new romantic comedy, but she'll have to Clockwork Orange me into the theater before I'll watch it.
Friend: Nice use of a movie verb, dude.
Friend: Nice use of a movie verb, dude.
by sociologistjosh November 11, 2016
The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
by sociologistjosh March 31, 2019
by sociologistjosh August 11, 2020
Man 1: You want to join me and a friend for a game of pool?
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
by sociologistjosh May 11, 2020
The version of "God Willing" for use by atheists. Indicates a desire to participate as long as the void doesn't consume everything.
by sociologistjosh November 15, 2017
When you say you "Googled" something on the internet, even though you use a different search engine than Google. Usually done to avoid judgment by one's peers. Often leaves a feeling of deep shame.
Man 1: This dip is delicious. Where did you find the recipe?
Man 2: I just Binged it.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: I mean I just Googled it. Came right up. *Mutters under breath* Bamgoogled again.
Man 2: I just Binged it.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: I mean I just Googled it. Came right up. *Mutters under breath* Bamgoogled again.
by sociologistjosh April 08, 2019