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Bezongaled 

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"
Bezongaled by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010
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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.
Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"
Bedongled by Dancinswords February 14, 2019

befongled 

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.
"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."
befongled by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021
Going beyond what is normal or conventional in a way that is insane, of unsound mind, schizophrenic, etc.
Jesus, Morgan Davis was totally bazongled when she sucked Andrew Tate's pee-pee.
Bazongled by Bingbongson November 24, 2023
Find a way to lose at something in the most unimaginable ways.
They really bengaled that game away.
Bengaled by Gelo811 December 7, 2025
the venezuelan president got begongled
Begongled by Ampexz January 13, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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