Bezongaled

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

by Dancinswords February 14, 2019

befongled

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.

"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."

by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021

Bazongled

Going beyond what is normal or conventional in a way that is insane, of unsound mind, schizophrenic, etc.

Jesus, Morgan Davis was totally bazongled when she sucked Andrew Tate's pee-pee.

by Bingbongson November 24, 2023

Bengaled

Find a way to lose at something in the most unimaginable ways.

They really bengaled that game away.

by Gelo811 December 7, 2025

Begongled

when you are beyond fucked.

the venezuelan president got begongled

by Ampexz January 13, 2026