Bedt 

The three Bedts are Mariam Salvatore, Dede Herron, and last but not least Duna Pankow. The Bedts were born to be kind, trustworthy, graceful, beautiful, and talented. Their national anthem is “Sin City”.

The three Bedts rule the world

Brian is not a Bedt

Bedt by Mariam Salvatore May 27, 2020

ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.

I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!

Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

bedtimetwt 

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

bedtimetwt by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

Bedtime Story 

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.

Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff

Bedtime Biff by Venger for tea February 8, 2019