bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend

my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem

bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006

Beerexting 

Text conversations related to where the party is gonna be, who's gonna be there, who's gonna get trashed, who's gonna get laid, who's gonna get it...get it...get it on!!

Typical "Beerexting" comment sent to drinking friends consist of the following:

"wassup homie...ru down for the concert tonight or the UFC fight or ru gonna be in that gang bang you told me about...or is it gonna be all of the above?!?!? get back to me let me knowassup 4da party night2night!! Peace!"

Beerexting by Ohsider October 14, 2011

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit 

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit by Ashm33r October 22, 2006

bedwetting liberal 

Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.

Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.

Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.

bedwetting liberal by Patriotically Loyal October 9, 2006

Drunk BedWetting 

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.

Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison

Drunk BedWetting by icequeen11 February 25, 2011