bedternet 

interneting on your laptop while in bed!

at nights before going to sleep i like to bedternet.

bedternet by bryantJfry January 14, 2010

Beanernet 

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

Beanernet by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

Binternet 

Website or online forum where rabid feminists can disparage all things masculine.

Q: "Where's Marie?"
A: "Oh, on the binternet bitching about men. As usual."

Binternet by Duckncover May 23, 2004

betterness 

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

betterness by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

booternet 

A type of BOTNET , made by the notorious gang "GANDU GANG" , they "feed there booternet" (loading up power) to send a ddos attack

"finna load up my booternet"

booternet by TTLHAX March 22, 2021

beernet 

Beernet is a group of radio amateurs who get together on the ham bands and drink lots of beer and take the piss out of Dicky

beernet by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Binternet 

when an internet connection does not cooperate with its user.

Lynn: "Why do you keep logging off of Skype? I miss your beautiful face!!"
Dan: "Don't blame me, baby, it's this stupid binternet."

Binternet by Horsecake August 27, 2009