Bedser 

A British person

Dude, that guy is a total Bedser.

Bedser by samacado March 11, 2009

besserwisser 

From German. Meaning "knowing better". And that's exactly what it refers to, like the more common "smart ass" or "wise ass", or even "smart elick" (smart aleck). A besserwisser - or wise ass - is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. It can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science - anything you can imagine!

- You know that "bananarama" dude at the Madonna forum? Jeesuz, he's so annoying! Such a besserwisser! Whenever I make the tiniest spelling mistake, he's there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. And whenever there's a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. Every single time - it never fails! Even though I've caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!

besserwisser by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005

Bedsores 

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

Bedsores by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedshroom 

a tablet of the prescription sleep aid Ambien or Ambien CR, also known as zolpidem. Known to cause hallucinations, sleepwalking, and sleepdriving.

I took a couple bedshrooms tonight and saw the blades on my ceiling fan melt like a wilted flower while the textures on my walls were sliding around.

bedshroom by Kinetocracy July 19, 2010

Berserk

Berserk is a long-running manga series written by Kentaro Miura in 1990 which is set in a medieval Europe-inspired fantasy world. The story centers around Guts, a mercenary with a very large sword and a dark past, Casca , his ill-fated lover and Griffith, Guts's former best friend, who betrayed him in order to become a powerful god-like demon.

The manga was adapted into a 25-episode anime series which covers Guts's origins with Griffith and Casca while they were members of a mercenary group called The Band of the Hawk. When Guts and Griffith's luck finally turns, the Band of the Hawk arc ends messily, and the series returns to the present day to show the deep-rooted effects of everything that happened in the previous arc.

The manga is a masterpiece in terms of storytelling and artwork with well-developed characters and an interesting fantasy setting. Think of it as a manga equivalent of "A Song of Ice and Fire".

"In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will."

-Berserk Anime Opening Narration

Berserk by lazyass247 March 20, 2013

Berserklejerk 

The greatest subreddit on Earth, full of shitposting god foot and meme apostles.

"Dude Berserklejerk has the best shitposts."

Berserklejerk by Kekekeeke March 2, 2018

Beserial 

A word that combines the best of both betarded and super serial.

"Are you beserial?" my friend asked me as I knocked over his backpack to make a footrest.

Beserial by Gamer_2k4 May 14, 2009