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Beserker

One who attacks violently without hesitation or thought. In RPGs, one whose strength improves, but is not able to do anything but attack the enemy the rest of the battle.
Final Fantasy (series): FFV as a job class, FFVI as Umaro, a character, FFVII as Sephiroth in Cloud's flashbacks, FFX-2 as a job class.
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beserker is not a word
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Would you like to make some fuck - BESERKER!
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Beserker

(n)
An ancient Norse warrior who fought in a wild frenzy.

(aka)

A viking on mushrooms.
My brother just called my fat ass uncle a beserker. He was right.
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Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.
With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.
by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007
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Dump Berserker

A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.
The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
by theanaljoust December 19, 2006
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