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Ambien

A sleep drug for insomniacs.

A hallucinogen type drug for people who stay up on it.

When taken for "fun" (And yes, it's fun), a dose of 10mg+ will have you feeling light and fluffy. A certain tinge and hints of glow surround you. It's pretty fucking cool. Might have some trouble remembering what happened when you were 'on the ambs' , but it's all good. You were alive in the dream, remember?

Don't drive on it.
"I took 4 ambiens and stayed awake and it was trippy brah."

- Stupid College Kid
by Anonymous 28 8136 9 December 05, 2013
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
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Ambien is a drug that people take to get fucked up on. They stay awake on it. It makes you mellow, chilled out, and very relaxed. Very similar to a benzo. You will have a smile on your face, trust me.
Those ambiens had me trippen
by Random9892 February 12, 2014
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Cool drug, brain beast !!!!!! Tried to stop her but she 0ver powered me!!! Not an adventure!
I took ambien and watch adventure time, yeah, adventure time! Like time to adventure. Get it ??
by Hannaplantain July 27, 2017
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It's the shit that everyone who's defined Ambien on Urban Dictionary is on, including myself. They wrote it while they were on the shit. The monitor kept coming back and forth and shit. Other people were in the room but they go away when I turn my head. It's wierd.
by StupidguytjCEwill find me July 20, 2009
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Ambien is a sedative which is usually taken by people with sleep problems e.g. insomnia.

CAUTION: Ambien *will* awaken your inner racist.
Side effects include a penchant for unsavory remarks regarding the genetic makeup of racially ambiguous people of colour and cracking eggs against the wall at 2 am.
10/10 would not recommend.
Man, I must’ve been up all night hashtag ambien tweeting because Roseanne Barr follows me now.
by 2ndwave June 01, 2018
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A prescription sleep aid--- or otherwise known as the blissful little gateway to dreamland. But you can deter from sleep and just stay awake you get this funky floaty blissful high.
If you stay awake--all of sudden you feel like your floating or in a gently rocking boat and all the little worries of the day get washed out to sea. And wow, I'd rather stay awake to enjoy a worry free moment. How unique and wonderful.(eh, right, can you tell I'm on Ambien right now?) The doctor didn't tell me about this little "getting high" detour option. And I don't even have to take the whole 10mg as that actually knocks me on my face less bliss time before sleep.

when I take 5mg, I can stay awake easier and enjoy it.

Reminds me of having a very big glass of wine, or a mellow high from a joint.
by HeavyLids June 07, 2011
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