The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.
by funnylatino February 14, 2012
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Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
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