Bed Hump

The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.

I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.

by funnylatino January 25, 2012

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 17, 2006