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Beckneard 

**Beckneard**
bee-ehck-knee-are-duh
*noun*
Someone who acts horny or depressed 24/7 for attention, thinks it will get them in a relationship, a bad person in general.
god Brandon is such a beckneard, he always complains about himself when we all know he is doing it for attention.
Beckneard by BoilingObsequious December 2, 2019
Words you can keep

beckneard 

The beard you have that is often times on your neck that has hairs mainly looking like pubic hair; something like a goats.
beckneard by Theopenis February 13, 2017

backbeard 

A japanese monster (yōkai) that consists of a shadow with several eyes (sometimes a main and larger one) The shadow expands itself with tentacle-like shapes, that also end in eyes.
If you see eyes in the middle of a very dark place, it could be backbeard.
backbeard by Dark eye 03 October 29, 2008

Becktard 

Becktard- A person that lacks common sense and education who believes that Glen Beck's thoughts and words are just below that of the holy gospel and they must belive and do as they are told. They have no problem with making him rich by purchasing his books and attending his lectures while they live off of hotdogs and beans.Like Jim Jones If Beck offered them kool-aid they would drink it quickly and smile. They waste their time listening to him on radio and watching his TV show followed by passing his words onto others not knowing that normal people laugh at them because of the stupitidy they show.
What a becktard.
Becktard by wolf1958 June 27, 2010

becknering

Verb: to talk profusely about meaningless or false information. Information believed to be pertinent or true by the speaker. This is usually associated with rapid, off target tangents referring to the speakers past, usually involving repeated allusions to time spent at a penitentiary, farm, or personal security business. It can also be loosely used to define a response to a question that in no way answers the question.
My teacher was becknering after someone accidentally brought up something about his past life.
becknering by newbergkid September 5, 2013
A term used for being left out of the fun or uninvited after seeing a post on a social media website. Being left out, not invited or otherwise forgotten about. Best used as an adjective under a post on Social Media Sites.
I saw that you guys all went out for Breakfast this morning. That sucks man, I wasn't invited. I got Beckerd.
Beckerd by jordano44 September 24, 2011

becknare 

friend: yo becknare always hang out around that area, lets go there
becknare by lolololshii March 11, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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