Beatlitus

When you are addicted to the 60's rock band known as The Beatles to the point where takes over your entire life

"I heard he contracted Beatlitus, I hope he's ok"

Beatlitus by ess3nce November 10, 2019

beatitude 

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.

That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.

beatitude by Jjazz December 17, 2013

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Beatimus Maximus by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006

penis bitalitus

general purpose exclamation

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.

penis bitalitus by I. Freemely July 22, 2002

Beanitus 

A rare disease that u may have if your name is cole and can and will make you terrible at all video games

Cole has beanitus and he is so bad at video games

Beanitus by Mr man man October 19, 2021

beatsitup

what you try to do when you are getting some pussy.

the bitches panties dropped and i beatsitup

beatsitup by beater January 27, 2005

Beatitude 

Beatitude is finally getting to see my boyfriend/girlfriend after being apart for an extended period of time!

Jim, it's so wonderful to see you, the beatitude is consuming me!!

Beatitude by pseudoparalysis March 27, 2016