beatling 

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!

Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.

beatling by nenaandphill August 25, 2006

beatling 

To spend your time chilling out to Beatles music.

Giselle: How was your weekend?
Jacob: Spent the whole time beatling.
Giselle: Awesome, same here!

beatling by Jicib January 10, 2009

Beatling 

Searching for 60's Rock Memorabelia at Swap Shops or Antique Stores.

My wife went antiquing, but I was beatling.

Beatling by nenaandphill September 14, 2008

beatling 

Listening to a lot of The Beatles music.

Jack: Watcha doing?
Steve: Beatling.
Jack: Mmmm, sounds relaxing.

beatling by Jicib March 4, 2009

Beatling 

Getting the nat king cole, doing the no pants dance, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, getting the Leg over!

He was beatling like a mad man last night, broke the bed!, Who was the girl he was beatling last night?..He's a chief Beatler!

Beatling by Boludinho December 11, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020