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beatitude 

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.
beatitude by Jjazz December 17, 2013

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.
Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.
Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Beatstopsexual 

A person who is attracted to beat stops in a song, only a true engineer like Fairy Fountain himself would understand as it was very hard for him to come out as Beatstopsexual as he continued to put beat stops out of horniness and a strong sexual desire.
Damn my beat stop had me horny like I was just mixing Maji vocals and I just got a boner. man do I love being Beatstopsexual.
Beatstopsexual by Fairy Fountain February 22, 2022
When you are addicted to the 60's rock band known as The Beatles to the point where takes over your entire life
"I heard he contracted Beatlitus, I hope he's ok"
Beatlitus by ess3nce November 10, 2019

Beatitude 

Beatitude is finally getting to see my boyfriend/girlfriend after being apart for an extended period of time!
Jim, it's so wonderful to see you, the beatitude is consuming me!!
Beatitude by pseudoparalysis March 27, 2016

Beatitude adjustment 

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.