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beatitude 

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.
beatitude by Jjazz December 17, 2013
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Beatitude 

Beatitude is finally getting to see my boyfriend/girlfriend after being apart for an extended period of time!
Jim, it's so wonderful to see you, the beatitude is consuming me!!
Beatitude by pseudoparalysis March 27, 2016

Beatitude adjustment 

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

Beautitude 

I love her for her brains and her beautitude, she always seems to make me smile
Beautitude by Deezul August 1, 2012

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.
Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.
Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

bearditude

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.
bearditude by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.
Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"