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Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.
by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
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Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
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Person 1: *Makes one mistake*
Person 2: You're such a BOT
Person 3: On God you have Botism bro
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Botism

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Connor: Kibby what are you doing? That was the dumbest fortnite play i have ever seen
Kibby: Sorry! I have botism
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A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.
Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!

Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
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Bootism

R.I.P Taekbutt, cause of death Bootism.
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Bootism

Bootism is a religion. Boot is the real god. Boot loves everyone. You pray for Boot like this: Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐
Do you know Bootism?

Yes I do. Everyone should know Bootism because he's the real God.
by Little Boot November 15, 2020
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