In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
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The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
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Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
by Botism March 20, 2019
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Connor: Kibby what are you doing? That was the dumbest fortnite play i have ever seen
Kibby: Sorry! I have botism
Kibby: Sorry! I have botism
by nicookie May 15, 2019
Get the Botism mug.A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.
Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!
Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
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Get the Bootism mug.Bootism is a religion. Boot is the real god. Boot loves everyone. You pray for Boot like this: Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐
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