Boatism
In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
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Boatism
Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Boatism by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
Related Words
Boatism • Bootism • botism • biatism • Batism • Beatism • boratism • Bowtism • promotor boatist • Boat Smoke
promotor boatist
A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.
Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!
Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
promotor boatist by community property June 22, 2010
Bootism
Bootism
Bootism is a religion. Boot is the real god. Boot loves everyone. You pray for Boot like this: Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐
Bootism by Little Boot November 15, 2020
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