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BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.
“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019
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beatis

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is
You beatis!
by madmerv June 16, 2004
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Beatus Meatus

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018
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BEATSNGPE

A slang term used in the Phillipines to describe a spoiled brat who gets angry for no reason at all. Basically your stereotypical spoiled rich kid who used his parent's wealth to just stop him from getting mad and throwing tantrums in public places like in tutorial centers, school etc. There is a famous quote in the Phillipines of a so called BEATSNGPE saying lord Jesus chirst kill me.
Uh oh, This kid is a spoiled brat and throws tantrums everyday. It's a BEATSNGPE.
by ProGamer2009 June 28, 2020
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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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kenny beats

a police officer that happens to make beats.
by thatboi420 February 7, 2020
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