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A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.
“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
BEATIS by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019
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A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is
You beatis!
beatis by madmerv June 16, 2004
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A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

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seasons' beatings

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