A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.
“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”
“Yeah I hit those last night.”
“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”
“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
“Yeah I hit those last night.”
“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”
“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
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Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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