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Beat Off! 

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'
Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.
Beat Off! by George Hoefer March 10, 2005
Words you can keep

beat off 

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.
beat off by Anonymous November 2, 2002

beat off 

doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass
beat off by taz gam March 20, 2004

beat off 

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off
dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off
beat off by adam h March 1, 2005

Beat off 

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo
Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist
Beat off by ,aw3t68936 June 16, 2009

beat-off 

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.
"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"
beat-off by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

beat off 

when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off
ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now
beat off by andy January 18, 2004
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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