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Meat for the Beast 

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."

beat meat 

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
beat meat by Lang20 February 16, 2006

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.
Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

breast meat 

Bekah's got some serious breast meat.
breast meat by bladdidy blah December 6, 2003

beat meat 

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
beat meat by LG-MAT July 28, 2008