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beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
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Bearicide 

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

Freaky Bearcat 

Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.

Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
Sterling~”Now that right there, is a freaky bearcat!”

Bearcat Clap 

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.
I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

bearcat move 

doing something uncalled for, an act of doing or saying something bad about a friend or person.
when playing flag football, tying your flags in your belt loops so you can't get tackled.thats a bearcat move
bearcat move by lucious rooster December 7, 2006

Bearicorn 

A bearicorn is a mammal that is a cross-breed between a bear and a unicorn. It usually consists of a large Grizzly Bear with a horn sprouting in between its eyes. A bearicorn is very vicious and will attack upon sight. The term was coined by Rooster Teeth productions during a gameplay walkthrough of the Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption when the host of the video threw an axe at the bear's face and called it a bearicorn.

A bearicorn with two horns (very rare sighting) is called a double bearicorn and is usually about ten times more vicious than a regular bearicorn. Do not dare to harass a double bearicorn. Although they look harmless, they will kill upon sight faster and quicker than a regular bearicorn. The only way to kill one is with a buffalo rifle to the face.
Ex:

Josh: That's a funny looking bear!
Mike: That's a bearicorn! Get away from it!
Josh: Don't be a wimp! Go touch it!
(Mike gets mauled by bearicorn as Josh runs away screaming like Justin Bieber)
Bearicorn by viciousburrito9 November 26, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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