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Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Freaky Bearcat 

Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.

Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
Sterling~”Now that right there, is a freaky bearcat!”

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.
beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Bearcat Clap 

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.
I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

Barcardigan 

An invisible cardigan worn by a lady over her tshirt/ blouse when walking home on a freezing night out, which stops her from feeling the cold.

The male version being, of course, the beer jacket
MAN: "It is jolly cold this evening. Would you like to borrow my jacket?"

WOMAN: "No thank you kind sir, I have my Barcardigan on."
Barcardigan by Its not all bad news February 13, 2009

BearCore 

It's fucking grizzly, black, polar, and brown.


its BEARCORE!!!!



also typically radical and awesome
Dude, this band is fuckin bearcore
BearCore by Brohammed Ball-i March 16, 2009