Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

Bear Dead by nicholas11111 May 8, 2020

like talking to a dead bear 

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

like talking to a dead bear by 15989232 September 26, 2006

blow a dead bear 

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.

J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.

blow a dead bear by mike_mace December 11, 2018

Dead Bear 

Someone that is reacting to life in such a matter that would involve no type of mental capacity; therefore they have the mental capabilities of a dead bear in the act of making decisions about life. It is often times also referring to someone who is also content with making idiotic decisions in life.

Yo, that chick over there is going to court for assaulting someone and she's laughing about it like she doesn't even realize that she might end her ass up in jail...Dead Bear Status.

Dead Bear by KayJay123 April 28, 2012

Dead bear penis 

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

Dead bear penis by Not my real name September 20, 2015

dead baby bear 

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.

Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.

dead baby bear by Seburo September 9, 2009

deaddy bear 

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

deaddy bear by laslo December 7, 2012