2 definitions by Not my real name

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.
Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
by Not my real name March 4, 2012
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This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.
by Not my real name August 14, 2015
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