laslo's definitions

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

by laslo April 6, 2010

French Chester

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled

Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.

by laslo January 12, 2010

Kenzo

NOUN, term for people residing in the Kensington section of the City of Brotherly Love (ie: Philadelphia, PA), and not to be confused with someone from North Philadelphia.

You're buddy in the sally near K&A is a real Kenzo.

by laslo November 2, 2009

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

by laslo May 10, 2010

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.

Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore

by Laslo August 18, 2006

meet

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

by laslo January 15, 2009