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This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.
by Not my real name September 20, 2015
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