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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
Bear Diet calorie bar; pemmican.

We Bare Bear Jay 

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!

Bargain Bear 

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.
Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.
Bargain Bear by Telling March 17, 2009

Barracks Bear 

A man who goes from barracks to barracks looking for a good time
Skyler is a barracks bear...he serviced 3 marines all in the same barracks in one night!
Barracks Bear by Ray Murda February 24, 2009

double barrel brown bear 

When a girl drops an AC Slater while giving a blumpkin to a guy taking an upper decker
Nick got a double barrel brown bear from Jessica last night

Barvard Bear 

The barvard bear is the Dr. Seuss bear that has made notable appearances at Harvard Square, not to be confused with the location itself.
Uh oh, I hope I don't accidentally get off the subway at barvard bear! They told us to be at the Harvard Square at 5pm.
Barvard Bear by parvard_pear April 24, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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