beachworthy

backround-surfer, virginian talk
definition-awesome, rocking, the bomb

WHOA man! those shoes are totally beachworthy!

beachworthy by Anne July 8, 2004

beastworthy 

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.

That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.

beastworthy by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Bitchworthy 

When something is worth complaining about.

Quit your bitching, but its bitchworthy

Bitchworthy by Gimael November 1, 2010

Bleachworthy 

When something is cringey enough to the point of drinking bleach till death.

This Pokémon Go Song is bleachworthy

Bleachworthy by Vakotus September 11, 2016

Roger Belchworth

A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."

I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.

Roger Belchworth by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025