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beastworthy 

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.
That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.
beastworthy by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Bitchworthy 

When something is worth complaining about.
Quit your bitching, but its bitchworthy
Bitchworthy by Gimael November 1, 2010

Bleachworthy 

When something is cringey enough to the point of drinking bleach till death.
This Pokémon Go Song is bleachworthy
Bleachworthy by Vakotus September 11, 2016

Roger Belchworth

A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."
I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.
Roger Belchworth by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026