Beansworth
A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012
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Barkworth
An insult used in South Yorkshire. Generally used to infer someone having a paddy or being "mardy". Seen as one of the harsher insults as words such as fool and crybaby are rejected for the more hurtful "barkworth".
Barkworth by The Badger and Toad February 11, 2009
Barkworth
An insult commonly used in South Yorkshire. Often used to insinuate homosexuality of the named party.
For example:
"He's a closet Barkworth"
"Mum, I think I may be Barkworth"
"I want to shout at the heavens - 'I am Barkworth, I don't give a sh*t what you b*astards think!'"
These are a mere few examples, the actual usage of the word stems much wider. Although outside South Yorkshire the phrase is a mystery.
"He's a closet Barkworth"
"Mum, I think I may be Barkworth"
"I want to shout at the heavens - 'I am Barkworth, I don't give a sh*t what you b*astards think!'"
These are a mere few examples, the actual usage of the word stems much wider. Although outside South Yorkshire the phrase is a mystery.
Barkworth by Angry Weasel March 17, 2009
benworthy
benworthy by jimothydabum June 9, 2016
Barkworth
Look at his Barkworth
That's a big Barkworth
Put your Barkworth away!
You call that a Barkworth?
I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents
That's a big Barkworth
Put your Barkworth away!
You call that a Barkworth?
I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents
Barkworth by The dinosaw May 31, 2009
Barkworth
A person who regularly makes a fool of themselve's in public, without first thinking of the consequences.
This good be by randomly swearing very loudly, having a paddy, picking their nose then eating it. All in full view of everyone.
Stop it! You're making a right Barkworth out of yourself
He is such a Barkworth
OMG did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?.... What a Barkworth...
Stop it! You're making a right Barkworth out of yourself
He is such a Barkworth
OMG did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?.... What a Barkworth...
Barkworth by Ashley Worth June 1, 2009
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