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beanercel 

Rodrigo: “I can’t get a date, I’ve never had a girlfriend, all the females in my life don’t like me - what’s going on?”

Hector: “You’re a beanercel.”
beanercel by Onehappytoker December 20, 2022
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beanercel 

involuntarily hispanic, a beaner with white supremacist ideals.
hispanic male: cuh your so whitewashed
beanercel: no i just believe in the truth, i am a beanercell.
beanercel by beanercel March 1, 2025

beanered out

to add chrome trim to an otherwise stock vehicle.

to purchase add-on parts that are usually not necessary to acheive a certain "look".

also: adding crome trim to the wheel well of your vehicle.
pancho maxed out his pep boys card and got his camaro "beanered out" whith all sorts of chrome and fuzzy dice.
beanered out by upsetguy February 5, 2010

beanerville 

Berto and I went to beanerville on vacation (East L.A., Barstow, CA)
beanerville by VWDave October 31, 2007

beanerpult 

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.
I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.
beanerpult by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
beanervention by Emma Craig January 11, 2009

Beanernet 

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.
Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.
Beanernet by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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