Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

beanerbyte

1. a unit of data measurement for computers, one beanerbyte is eaqual to one gigobyte , the only diffrence is that a beanerbyte contains media in spanish .

2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography

1.Jose has one beanerbyte of hispanic music on his computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer

by beaner master98 August 15, 2010

beanered out

to add chrome trim to an otherwise stock vehicle.

to purchase add-on parts that are usually not necessary to acheive a certain "look".

also: adding crome trim to the wheel well of your vehicle.

pancho maxed out his pep boys card and got his camaro "beanered out" whith all sorts of chrome and fuzzy dice.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010

beanerita

A white girl who dresses, talks and acts like she is a chola, mexican or of latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknames herself "guera" but spells it "weda" because thats how its pronounced and she doesnt know any better. Sonetimes nicknamed "flaca" if she's thin. Spells it "flacka" or "flaka". She claims to speak Spanish but only actually knows a few words so its more like really bad Spanglish. More often than not she has an annoying, nasal voice and talks fast.

That beanerita thinks she's mexican. That white girl cant even spell guera right

by TrendyWendy March 18, 2015

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"

by Emma Craig January 11, 2009

BeanerDew

A Mountan dew drank by beaners that have that crappy aftertaste, screw you ethan you beaner jew

Casey: Ethan you drank a beanerdew man!
Ethan: Why dident you tell me you beaner jew?

by Adrianmorgan August 16, 2012