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Bradyphobia 

A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
Bradyphobia by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021

Barophobia

You'd be screwed if you had that.

Beldophobia 

I think i have beldophobia.
Beldophobia by Samaa & Nada January 16, 2018

benzophobia 

Irrational fear of hexagons & other aromatic organic compounds due to extensive study of organic chemistry.
“Man did you hear about Candice’s benzophobia?”
“Who’s Candice?”
benzophobia by Monk_Monke May 6, 2022

beanophobia 

beanophobia is a severe fear of beans and can be mistaken for trauma and maybe cured bay making an individual say beans before they eat.
My brother had beanophobia when we were kids.
beanophobia by Mr. Unga_bunga September 19, 2021

Bendaphobia 

a sudden though that your phone is bent or that you will bend it if you aren’t careful and put it in the back pocket or..anywhere
“Hey man, I just got this phone yesterday, the 8 Plus and I think it’s bent. Can you double check?

Guy 2: Nah man, I think you just have Bendaphobia