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Benjiphobia 

A fear of Benji Knoll, a creepy-ass character in the "Queen B" series (App: Choices). His crimes include stalking, harassment and theft. He literally stole the main character's bra, perfume, etc, and he made a SHRINE. This dude is mentally ill.
Sabrina: Oh my god, I just read chapter 9 today, that shrine was so creepy, I think I have benjiphobia.
Amber: I don't even read "Queen B" but after seeing the shrine screenshots, even I have benjiphobia now.
Benjiphobia by choices.esh October 3, 2020

Beadophobia 

The fear of beads
“Don’t bring those beads over here, they have Beadophobia”
Beadophobia by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

Banphobia 

When your afraid to be banned on your favourite game or social media (an example of a game: fortnite, Roblox, call of duty, YouTube, Facebook, instergram and ect)
You’ve been banned for being inappropriate

“Alright I’ll just make a new acc” said John

We’ve seen a banned IP address when you were trying to sign in

“Oh dang” said John

At Toby’s house

“I’ll delete this post it seems inappropriate and plus I don’t want to be banned” said Toby as he deleted the post

“After all I’ve done I’m still scared of being banned” said Toby

You’re acc has been banned for inappropriate behaviour if this is incorrect please inform us

“AHHHHHHHH!” screamed Toby

“Huh I guess I really do have banphobia” said Toby
Banphobia by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

beanophobia 

beanophobia is a severe fear of beans and can be mistaken for trauma and maybe cured bay making an individual say beans before they eat.
My brother had beanophobia when we were kids.
beanophobia by Mr. Unga_bunga September 19, 2021

Blanaphobia 

The fear of a person with high authority. Typically seen in a place of work.

Causes high amounts of stress.
Hey Ron I heard you suffered from Blanaphobia.
Blanaphobia by Ricky Jacobs November 23, 2021

Beanphobia 

An irrational fear of beans, most often a fear of baked beans.
Did you know that Vivian has Beanphobia?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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