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Bradyphobia 

A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
Bradyphobia by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021
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Bradyphobia 

A pathological fear of empty blue eyes that stare into your soul, eating away at your mind like a parasite.
Girl: AAH BLUE EYES KILL IT
Boy: SOMEBODY HELP
Girl: I have bradyphobia

Boy: Me too
Bradyphobia by kidtickler164 July 28, 2022
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babyphobia 

vanessa had babyphobia when she found out the condom had broken.
babyphobia by Cute Little Cutter December 23, 2009

Beadophobia 

The fear of beads
“Don’t bring those beads over here, they have Beadophobia”
Beadophobia by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

Bronyphobia 

Dislike of or strong prejudice towards Bronies, mostly towards grown men fans of MLP.

Individuals of that hate are known as Bronyphobes or Anti-Bronies
Bronyphobe: "All Bronies are fat neckbeard stuck at home single same sex predators who slowly go through ROGD and think men can become women and they slowly become 'women' themselves."
Brony: "Nah, you are just an Anti-Brony Bigot who spreads Bronyphobia."
Bronyphobe: *sigh*
Bronyphobia by SunIsLost November 25, 2023
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