This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub by yuH homie February 18, 2019

life's a beach 

A smart way of saying "Life is a bitch!". Someone who has oppressed anger and fed up with life, yet at the onset wants to look normal, would use a phrase like that. Gives the connotation that the user of the phrase is very happy-go-lucky, but on closer examination one realizes that the user is going through a hard time.

Heard it in one of the sayings "Sex, booze, rock and roll; Weed, speed and birth control; Life's a beach and then you die; so fuck the world and let's get high"

life's a beach by Ankit Sabharwal March 6, 2008

wife's a beach 

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

Life’s a beach by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

She's/he's gone down the beach 

When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation

She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.

She's/he's gone down the beach by Lickytoads June 21, 2017

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

island beach state park 

The best, most unspoiled beach in NJ. Its dunes and clear water, and has miles and miles of NOTHING in a state where every other square inch of oceanfront is owned and covered with crap

When I have a day off, I go to Island Beach State Park, and forget where I am and who I am.

island beach state park by minimalsidefx April 2, 2007