2 definitions by saggynutbag
A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.
Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
by saggynutbag February 21, 2012
1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.
2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.
2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.
Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!
My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!
My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!
by saggynutbag September 3, 2009