Baynor

Phonetic spelling for someone who cries at the drop of the hat, typically replacing the last name of someone who fits the qualities of a "Baynor"
ex. Speaker of the house John Boehner (pronounced "Baynor") cried in almost every interview.

Can also represent someone who is bad at basketball, as the aforementioned didn't even make is JV basketball team

Basketball player #1: Wow, richard hasn't hit a lay-up all day, and every time he misses he tears up a little

Basketball player #2: Must've been named Rick Baynor

by Vagena Hertz April 30, 2011

Bayformers

Name commonly used to refer to Michael Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.

"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."

by Ed Woody April 25, 2012

banornis

Started in 1994 by two stoner friends to describe a large rear end, ass or buttox.

Move your banornis, I can't see the TV.

by wcp3rd April 12, 2004

Baylor Virgin

Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.

Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.

by Texas Chili Guy September 16, 2019

bayport

parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden

Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon

Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children

by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019

Baylor Bitch

A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.

I could barely find a seat when Legally Blonde II came out, because the theater was full of Baylor Bitches.

"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."

I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.

by ElleA October 27, 2011

Bayformers

Michael Bay's new movie, Transformers, is often called "Bayformers". This is because his movies suck so bad, and people coined the phrase to make fun of Bay's upcoming crap-ola fest.

"This film has a lot more going for it so far than the upcoming Bayformers."

"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007