parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden
Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon
Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children
Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children
by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019
a very small town that consists of mostly white privileged assholes and cunts who only care about whats going in their little bayport bubble. the school is “a good school” but secretly so much fucked up shit goes down. the only thing that a lot of the people care about is highschool popularity and being liked by others. filled with narrow-minded people and people who only care about themselves. ive never seen a group of people so fake, two-faced, cunning, and most of all just all around bad humans. while people can be nice to your face, they dont give a shit about u lol.
by Youmombitch October 1, 2021
Relatively small town near Bluepoint, Sayville, Oakdale, East Islip, Patchogue, Bellport, Holbrook, etc. Known to contain VERY hot guys. Everyone knows each other in this town, due to its small size. Generally a nice place.
1) Hey girl, whassup?
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!
by shawn113 August 31, 2008
White People Town on Long Island. Filled with contemptuous assholes who couldn't care less about anyone else. Only go here if you find SUVs and snobby upper-middle class jerks enjoyable. In other words, bring your towel if you're going to be around these narrow-minded souls.
Me - Hey man what you doing tonight?
You - Going to bayport for a little shindig!
Me - Oh yeah? Tell all those grimy yatch club badge wearing homos I said to keep fucking that chicken!
You - my father never loved me
You - Going to bayport for a little shindig!
Me - Oh yeah? Tell all those grimy yatch club badge wearing homos I said to keep fucking that chicken!
You - my father never loved me
by bhrbhrbhr February 4, 2010
the most amazing town you will every had gone to. It is in New York on Long Island. Fun people live there. Oh its by a bay.
by RAWR(: July 15, 2008