Bauzon 

best last name fr- anyone who has Bauzon as their last name is automatically hot.

damn, the Bauzons are always so smart.

Bauzon by aahhcckk November 24, 2021

Bazoner 

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.

"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"

Bazoner by msammaa August 9, 2010

bazongas 

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)

Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"

bazongas by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

bazongas 

breasts

that girl sure has big bazongas

bazongas by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

Harry Balzonia 

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

Harry Balzonia by matt May 13, 2005

bazzongas 

Huge breasts

bazzongas by xxx April 23, 2003

bazonski 

The quiet person in the room who absorbs everything around them before making comment. Typically an introvert who never rushes to judge. Replies with logic and calmness

Watch out for Bazonski over there, pretenting that they're not listening to what's going on. We know they're quietly constructing a reply that will raze the place to the ground!

bazonski by SamDodger April 30, 2022