Bazoner 

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.

"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"

Bazoner by msammaa August 9, 2010

Bazoner 

The halfway part between having a boner and still being flacid.

That new chick gives me such a bazoner.

Bazoner by dubthynub April 19, 2010

Banoner 

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.

dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.

Banoner by ashersucks October 26, 2012

bazongers 

boobies

look at her big ass bazongers

bazongers by bazongers November 12, 2020

Baroner 

A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.

Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.

Baroner by what what in the BUTtT March 21, 2011

bazonkers 

To go crazy or be excited. Also used to describe something that has stopped working predictably. Similar to going ape-shit.

Jim went bazonkers when he found out he won the lottery. Also: After I downloaded a virus, my computer went bazonkers.

bazonkers by Joe Nekrasz April 16, 2008

Bazone 

A blend of coffee from the Pacific Northwest Region that contains less caffeine than any other know tea or soft drink. Commonly found in the South East region of Vancouver.

Makes a great substitute for teas and sodas that are widely accepted as having more caffeine than coffee.

Hey you don't want that caffeine high but still love coffee, get a Bazone!

Bazone by derkong February 21, 2011