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Battycise 

Derived from the patois word for backside.

The practise of focussing exercise on ones gluteus maximus at the gymnasium in tightly fitting jog pants, to attain a booty like Kim Kardashian.
There’s a whole load of battycise going on in this gym today.

Look at the form on that battycise.

That booty has been developed with dedicated battycise
Battycise by Hiezenborg November 29, 2022
Related Words

Battycrease 

He’s such a battycrease!
Brandon is the batty crease
Battycrease by Dreadheadelea October 13, 2022

Battycreek 

The rear-end of an obese person.

When the depth of one's battycrease crosses a certain threshold, it becomes formally known as a battycreek. Not to be confused with Battle Creek in Michigan, USA, which is also in close proximity to a shit hole.
Jesus H. Christ! Look at the battycreek on that lard-arse!
Battycreek by jamchap December 3, 2023

Battycise 

The practise of exercising one’s gluteus maximus (also known as a ‘Batty’ in patois slang, hence Battycise) in tightly fitting jogpants, mainly worn by attractive & nubile young gym bunnies, wishing to replicate the Kim Kardashian-like booty, to obtain more social media followers.
This evening’s gym class will focus on Battycise. Expect to feel like you’re been kicked in the ass by a premiership footballer tomorrow.

That lady is pumping some mean Battycise today.

That Battycise is affecting my exercise routine today.
Battycise by Hiezenborg November 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026