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Battycise 

The practise of exercising one’s gluteus maximus (also known as a ‘Batty’ in patois slang, hence Battycise) in tightly fitting jogpants, mainly worn by attractive & nubile young gym bunnies, wishing to replicate the Kim Kardashian-like booty, to obtain more social media followers.
This evening’s gym class will focus on Battycise. Expect to feel like you’re been kicked in the ass by a premiership footballer tomorrow.

That lady is pumping some mean Battycise today.

That Battycise is affecting my exercise routine today.
Battycise by Hiezenborg November 28, 2022
A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead
Mrs Johnson is a battyfish
Battyfish by Bunty sund January 16, 2020

battysea 

The place in London where all the fruity dons live aka battersea.
“Ayo nutz battersea is kinda peng uno, man was there yesterday still”
Nutz: “Ahahah u fruity don, battysea is only for certi benders still.”
battysea by Nicenumbersonly October 18, 2019
Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.
Look the battyfish stand up over there.
Battyfish by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022
a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids
what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish
battyfish by edithjones January 26, 2020

Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.
Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher
Battyfisher by MT2009 June 23, 2009