Battycise 

Derived from the patois word for backside.

The practise of focussing exercise on ones gluteus maximus at the gymnasium in tightly fitting jog pants, to attain a booty like Kim Kardashian.

There’s a whole load of battycise going on in this gym today.

Look at the form on that battycise.

That booty has been developed with dedicated battycise

Battycise by Hiezenborg November 29, 2022

Battycise 

The practise of exercising one’s gluteus maximus (also known as a ‘Batty’ in patois slang, hence Battycise) in tightly fitting jogpants, mainly worn by attractive & nubile young gym bunnies, wishing to replicate the Kim Kardashian-like booty, to obtain more social media followers.

This evening’s gym class will focus on Battycise. Expect to feel like you’re been kicked in the ass by a premiership footballer tomorrow.

That lady is pumping some mean Battycise today.

That Battycise is affecting my exercise routine today.

Battycise by Hiezenborg November 28, 2022

Battyfish

A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead

Mrs Johnson is a battyfish

Battyfish by Bunty sund January 16, 2020

battysea 

The place in London where all the fruity dons live aka battersea.

“Ayo nutz battersea is kinda peng uno, man was there yesterday still”
Nutz: “Ahahah u fruity don, battysea is only for certi benders still.”

battysea by Nicenumbersonly October 18, 2019

Battyfish

Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.

Look the battyfish stand up over there.

Battyfish by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022

battyfish

a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids

what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish

battyfish by edithjones January 26, 2020

Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.

Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher

Battyfisher by MT2009 June 23, 2009