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fathered 

v. To lose badly or be prevailed over another to a great degree, usually in a some form of competition or verbal disagreement.

2.Much like the word sonned, but to a much more greater extent.

3.A comeback after being sonned
1. Nick was fathered by me in that game of poker.

2. Jim was completely fathered in that basketball game yesterday. He lost 21 to 3

3. Jimmy tried to son that dude with slam dunk but that guy fathered him and smacked it out his hands.
fathered by Jim Jam November 3, 2005
Words you can keep

mother-fathered 

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.
Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.
mother-fathered by Ariksta August 14, 2011

Fatherbed 

Hole in the ground where you bury an adult male.
Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?

Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
Fatherbed by Wertheworld July 26, 2020

Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
Jesus Feathered Christ by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

feathered 

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
feathered by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018

Down-Feathered 

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

Flathered 

To become disoriented and flustered
When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered
Flathered by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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