fassboner

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.

Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.

by mcmcil July 13, 2011

Frisboner

The act of achieving an erection based solely on one's excitement for playing the sport of Ultimate.

The male counterpart to the female phenomenon of Ulticlit.

-Match was totally busting wood at lunch today.
-Yo, I just think he had a frisboner for practice this afternoon.

by Raw Diesel October 26, 2008

Fassbender

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

Fangboner

A road near Toledo and Sandusky Ohio

Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.

by DingleBarry January 18, 2006

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012