Brassarted

A act of being so intoxicated, sometimes causing one to find themselves sitting it a chair staring at the ground for hours on end until they finally go outside to throw up.

Jimmy was so brassarted on the weekend that he woke from his blackout in the shower with nothing on but his shoes.

Brassarted by RussellJohnsonator June 22, 2011

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Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

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brassard

an identifying armband or badge. normally worn on the uppermost part of the arm and shoulder area to identify who or what you are.

when watching english 2nd world war films look out for the ARP's (Air Raid Precaution) during the London blitz. the abbreviation ARP is on the Brassard.

brassard by Johnny english2 January 12, 2007

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brasharted

inspiration from a certain little man to brasharted is to shit fart with a wet slip proceeding.

My boy had to leave the party after he brasharted and left a sludgy brown trail down the rear leg of his pants.

brasharted by stephen kidd July 27, 2004

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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