Brassarted 

A act of being so intoxicated, sometimes causing one to find themselves sitting it a chair staring at the ground for hours on end until they finally go outside to throw up.

Jimmy was so brassarted on the weekend that he woke from his blackout in the shower with nothing on but his shoes.

Brassarted by RussellJohnsonator June 22, 2011

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

brassard 

an identifying armband or badge. normally worn on the uppermost part of the arm and shoulder area to identify who or what you are.

when watching english 2nd world war films look out for the ARP's (Air Raid Precaution) during the London blitz. the abbreviation ARP is on the Brassard.

brassard by Johnny english2 January 12, 2007

brasharted 

inspiration from a certain little man to brasharted is to shit fart with a wet slip proceeding.

My boy had to leave the party after he brasharted and left a sludgy brown trail down the rear leg of his pants.

brasharted by stephen kidd July 27, 2004