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When you both barf and shart at the same time.
David was feeling a little sick and basharted.
Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008
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bashamed 

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.
We should have won that game, but I bashamed myself and lost.
bashamed by David Mortellaro December 9, 2008

B+STAMPEDE 

(bee' plus stam peed?) n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.
There was such a b+stampede at the exact moment mr.harper asked the class who's paper it was.
B+STAMPEDE by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010
When the act of masturbation becomes incredibly painful, and a stabbing sensation is established.
Often a result of a healthy cocktail of STI's.
a) "It hurts when i bash the pope around"

"Your a bashanker"

"lol"

b) "have you ever bashanked"

"piss off dad"
Bashanked by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
getting bassam-ed is a word that is originated from Arabic language, it's used to describe a phase when you want to just end it all because you are so sick of life,
person #1 : where have you been lately ?
person#2 : I had a bassam phase, I just can't take it anymore and I needed sometime alone to deal with it.

person #1 : hey, do you wanna go out tonight ?
person #2 : nah ,man I'm not really feeling I've been bassamed lately and I don't think I wanna go out
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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