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Barthelomeo

Means an idiotic person/ foolish

Can be used in enchantments to make people behave like a donkey, grows ears and makes donkey noises
ā€œThe only word I can think to describe you is barthelomeo!ā€
Barthelomeo by Barthelomeocreater September 19, 2021
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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

Bartholomew Douglas 

Another term for weed or thc products
Lemme get a bit of that Bartholomew Douglas

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
ā€œSlayyyter just announced another album last nightā€
ā€œNo way, is that cake?ā€
ā€œYeah whoops this isn’t realā€
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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