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bartholomet 

Bartholomet is the player because he look like his father, and obviously her’s smart af like his mother
No matter what happen you will always need a Bartholomet by your side

And if anything happen to your dog he will be yours because he love meat

Just call him Barth it’s so much cooler
BARTHOLOMET COME HERE I NEED YOUR HELP
Yeah like everyone on this planet
bartholomet by Inesstimable November 22, 2021
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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

Bartholomew Douglas 

Another term for weed or thc products

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"