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Bartender’s Pie 

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.
It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

Bartender's dozen 

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.
Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?
Bartender's dozen by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
Bartender’s Handshake by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

Bartender's Limp 

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

america's top bartender 

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.
Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1

Bartender Syndrome 

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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